1. Because nothing is ever as good as it looks in the ad.
2. Because real life is never like the movies.
3. Because that haircut you saw in that magazine is never going to look as good on you.
4. Because one person’s extra extra large is another person’s extra extra gross.
5. Because you can’t pull off bangs.
6. Because fun cocktails are never as fun as they seem.
7. Because that sexy hair flip never works out as expected.
8. Because tattoo art is hard.
9. Because that cute bouquet is tougher to pull off than it seems.
10. Because Walmart’s “portrait studio” lies