Hold onto your oyster shells, Charleston, because another Lowcountry listing is about to make your jaw drop like a shrimp at a cocktail party – 1460 Goblet Ave in Mount Pleasant.
For the low, low price of just $999,000 (because apparently, nine lives weren’t enough for this property), you can snag yourself a palatial two-bedroom, one-bathroom 936 square foot abode that’s older than your grandma’s Tupperware collection. But hey, who needs square footage when you’ve got character, right? And let me tell you, this place has character like a pirate captain with a peg leg and an eyepatch made of driftwood.
And let’s not forget the “spacious backyard,” which is basically a squirrel obstacle course with a few weeds thrown in for good measure. But hey, at least you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your Palmetto bug relocation skills.
But hey, who needs fancy amenities when you’ve got location, location, location! This baby is nestled in a “quiet neighborhood,” which is code for “so far away from civilization, you’ll need a carrier pigeon to order pizza.” But on the bright side, you’ll be close to some “historical sites,” like that abandoned gas station down the street that used to be a Civil War cannonball foundry (or at least that’s what the locals like to say).
So, if you’re looking for a charming tiny ranch with a price tag that’s pure Charleston crazy, then 1460 Goblet Ave is the place for you. Just remember, bring your wallet, your sense of humor, and maybe a tetanus shot. Because in this market, you’re gonna need all three.
P.S. Don’t forget to check the crawl space for alligators. You know, just in case.
