Top 10 Things Every Donald Trump Supporter Needs

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Trump mania is now sweeping America, and just like every other major fad, there’s now tons of merchandise to go along with it.

If your a supporter of Donald Trump, here are the top 10 products you need to take your love for Trump to the next level;

#1 Trump Hot Sauce – $10.75

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WARNING: do not use this product on Mexican food.

#2 Trump Toilet Paper – $14.95

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In case you accidentally used some of your Trump hot sauce on Mexican food.

#3 Trump Winery Chardonnay – $16

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A little something to wash down all that Mexican food and hot sauce.

#4 Life-Sized Cardboard Cut-Out of Trump – $49.90

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In case you need to take out some frustration.

#5 Playboy Magazine – Trump Edition – $1.99

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Find out what Trump thinks the secret to a woman’s heart is.

#6 DONALD TRUMP by Donald Trump – $18.83

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SPOILER ALERT: This Donald Trump cologne is the secret to a woman’s heart (Empire by Donald Trump also works).

#7 Donald Trump Mask – $24.99

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This is the other secret to a woman’s heart.

#8 Select by Trump Skyscraper Coffee – $7.85

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This is almost as good as Folgers.

#9 Large Donald Trump Pinata – $55.99

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Perfect for your next Cinco De Mayo party.

#10 Trump Build-A-Wall T-Shirt – $16.99

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The perfect accessory to your new Cinco De Mayo pinata.
 

Did we miss anything? 

What’s your favorite piece of Trump flair?

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