Hillary Clinton Detained In Raleigh, NC For Campaigning At Early Polling...

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According to Raleigh's ABC Channel 11 news, Hillary Clinton has just been attained by Raleigh police for campaigning at an early polling location. She showed...

Obama Gives Reasoning Why Marine Couldn’t Come Home

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In Shocking news today, President Obama told the press why the marine who was imprisoned in Mexico couldn't come home. Currently a Marine Corps combat...

St Louis Rams Cut Openly Heterosexual Phillip Steward From Roster

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The St. Louis Rams just cut their fourth linebacker, leaving only five on the current roster. Though they are likely to continue searching for a...

Jockey Accidentally Euthanized At Kentucky Derby 140 HOAX

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There was no jockey who was ever given a lethal dose of horse tranquilizer. This is another fake story by another "TheOnion.com" want-to-be site,...

29 Times Buzzfeed Was Racist

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rac·ism noun the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior...

Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson and Beyonce morphed into one person

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A recent picture of Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson morphed together has been going viral. We decided to add Beyonce into the mix...   If Jennifer,...

Houston’s Homosexual Mayor Demanding Pastors Submit Sermons For Review

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After a widely opposed 'non-discrimination ordinance', Houston's first openly homosexual mayor Annise Parker has just issued subpoenas to over 400 pastors, requiring them to turn...

Honey Boo Boo Was Not Canceled Because of Sex Offender

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The celebrity gosip organization TMZ has just claimed that TLC has canceled the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" series due to the fact that June "Mama June" Shannon...

Tony Stewart’s Announces Plans For Remainder of Season

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Moments ago a new release has been sent out about the future of Tony Stewart's 2014 season from Stewart-Haas Racing: "Tony Stewart has decided not to...

Trump Orders Removal Of Islamic Symbols and Practices In White House...

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Donald Trump just signed a new resolution (H. Res. 12), which essentially removes all Islamic symbols and rituals from government buildings, including in the White...