Government Placing Shark’s Safety Above Peoples

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The government is now tracking the great white sharks Katherine and Betsy in the Gulf of Mexico. Researchers say Katherine, weighing 2,300 pounds, is only about...

Top 5 Reasons For Google Chrome’s 8-Bit Dinosaur

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#1 Mozilla's logo was a red t-rex - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozilla_(mascot)    #2 The image depicts why the T-Rex would not be able to connect to the internet: its arms...

True Reason for South Korea Ferry Disaster

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The most shocking discovery in the history of South Korea may have just taken place. Park Si-chan had trouble sleeping the night before the...

This is Why No One Should Trust Obama’s Flu Shot

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“Did Harry Reid take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama’s lovely family take a flu shot? Did...

Donald Trump to Break Ground on “Golden Spire” in Charlotte

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After years of hesitation, Donald Trump has finally decided to break ground in Uptown Charlotte on his new 160 story crown jewel, aptly named...

New Parents Start College Fund To Pay For 10 Weeks of...

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TRENTON, NJ—In an effort to plan for their daughter’s future, local parents Jonathan and Kate Bradbury have shrewdly begun investing in a college fund...

You Won’t Believe The Top 10 Easiest Ways To Make A...

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WARNING: this article was solely written to mock BuzzFeed, we apologize if you did not come here from the article we were mocking on...

This New Furniture Looks And Feels Like Real Human Skin

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Whether they want to admit it or not, most people love cuddling with heavier-set people, it seems we were wired with a deep desire...

The Internet Responded Perfectly to Diplo’s Stupid Tweet About Taylor Swift

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Last night, Katy Perry's boyfriend tried to get a bunch of attention from the world by making fun of Taylor Swift and tweeting this;...

Wrong Man Released from North Korea

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Jeffrey Fowle was arrested back in May by North Korean officials for leaving a bible in his hotel room. He was initially detained at the airport earlier this...