7 Worst Pictures of Nicolas Cage Ever
Despite the fact that Nicolas Cage is the greatest actor of all time, he certainly takes horrible pictures....and has pretty bad scenes in most...
Obama is not ruling out possible military action against congress
WASHINGTON—Following years of continued fighting and disorder in the troubled region, President Barack Obama revealed today that he has not ruled out taking immediate...
New Parents Start College Fund To Pay For 10 Weeks of...
TRENTON, NJ—In an effort to plan for their daughter’s future, local parents Jonathan and Kate Bradbury have shrewdly begun investing in a college fund...
Donald Trump to Break Ground on “Golden Spire” in Charlotte
After years of hesitation, Donald Trump has finally decided to break ground in Uptown Charlotte on his new 160 story crown jewel, aptly named...
Second Richest Man Work-Week Hoax
Many news outlets are suggesting that Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim made comments about a three-day work week.
The Financial Times reported that in a speech at...
Government Placing Shark’s Safety Above Peoples
The government is now tracking the great white sharks Katherine and Betsy in the Gulf of Mexico.
Researchers say Katherine, weighing 2,300 pounds, is only about...
This is Why No One Should Trust Obama’s Flu Shot
“Did Harry Reid take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama’s lovely family take a flu shot? Did...
Obama Declares National Emergency for ’14 Blizzard
President Barack Obama has declared the 2014 east coast blizzard a national emergency, giving the DOT and National Guard additional finances and authority to...
Wrong Man Released from North Korea
Jeffrey Fowle was arrested back in May by North Korean officials for leaving a bible in his hotel room.
He was initially detained at the airport earlier this...
President Obama Declares: ‘We’re Building Iron Man’
In a shocking statement, President Obama mocks the middle class job loss, saying that loosing thousands of jobs was "the good news", then he...